Mommy of the Year???

See the reddish mark on his forehead? This is where I drilled my kid with a plastic wiffle ball. Can you say "Mommy of the year?" NOT!!

And if that wasn't bad enough, this morning I (not so gracefully) tripped in the basement, falling hard on my left knee, left hand, and well, the left side in general. I now feel like I've been hit by a car. The bruises should appear tomorrow. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.